kentut dan clash

NOTE: This conversation is in Malay, between the three of us via text message.

Una: Lumrah alam,bila kita susah tiada siapa tolong. Bila kita sepi, tiada siapa yang temankan. Bila kita sakit, tiada siapa yang bertandang. Tapi...bila kita kentut, semua orang pandang...jahat!

Jiji: Kentut attention grabbing dow..

Una: Hakhak~ len kali, kalau orang tanak dengar aku, aku nak kentut je...

Jiji: Aku hormat hobi kau...selamat tinggal Una, thanks for everything. Maaf aku terpaksa putuskan persahabatan kita.

Una: Gila..baiklah..aku juga menghormati keputusan kau. Sesungguhnya aku akan berkentut2 selepas ni kerana terlalu banyak makan durian.

Jiji: Bawak sikit ar..kegilaan aku tu..

Una: InsyaAllah..jika keadaan mengizinkan, aku bawak sebiji untuk kau.

Jiji: Sebiji tau..bukan seculas je. Buat jem sedap kot...

Una: Yolah...nanti aku bawak sebiji. Tetido da..kau buat onar ea..kesian lady gagajah.. (a.k.a Mimi)

I cannot resist, prank si Mimi...dia lurus!hohoho..

Jiji: Mimi, mulai hari ini aku tak berkawan lagi dengan adik kau tu. Aku tak bole ikut cara dia. Sorry. Pasni kau jalan gi kelas dengan dia. Aku bole pegi and balik sorang2. Pape...kau tanya dia. Aku da malas.

Mimi: Kenapa ji? Siapa? Una? Piah?

Jiji: Housemate kau.

Mimi: Kenapa kau cakap macam ni tiba2? Cuba bagitau aku.

Jiji: Malas.

Mimi: Kenapa pasal ape? Kalau rasa aku ni kawan kau, bagitau la aku.

Mimi: Ji..please..kenapa ni?

Jiji: hahahaha...bosan kowt..Una cakap pasni dia nak kentut memanjang. Aku terpaksala putuskan persahabatan. Kau tahan ke??

Mimi: Ji, Una kata coz dia terkentut je kau tanak kawan dia, biar betul la korang...serius k,ridiculous gila la. Jangan main2 dalam hal ni bole...

Opps...Mimi da bengang.

Mimi: Konfius aku korang ni..takkan la pasal tu (kentut) tanak kawan da...entah2 korang saje je..

Una: Hakhakhak~ dia caya dol.. aku pun tipu dia gak. Lurus macam pembaris.

hahaha...Mimi memang lurus macam pembaris...Una pernah joke cakap Dr Sahul Hamid, Naib Canselor UiTM bagi cuti sehari kat student UiTM sebab Spain menang World Cup..Dr Sahul sokong Spain..Mimi pun percaya lantas tak pergi kelas. Adehh...

busyness

place: library,UiTM Shah Alam
mood: over-ate a.k.a stuffed!

I've not been writing for some time due to uncontrollable busyness =P
3 night classes for 3 days straight is tiring! Just have to endure it, final semester is suppose to be hectic..so much to do,so little time.

Currently,

1. Brainstorming for our assignment which we will compete with other business programs.
2. Working together with fellow classmates raising funds for study trip on September.
3. Figuring him out.

resume

place: library, UiTM Shah Alam
mood: still sick

Me and my buddy decided to stay in the library for awhile. We are finalizing our resume for the coming industrial training. We seriously have no idea how to promote ourselves in a creative manner because we want our resume to be eye-catching, straightforward and not boring.

Still working on it. Due date this Friday.

p/s: I will be home this Friday for family gathering before Ramadhan.yay! ^_^

Facts you didnt know about your body

1. Did you know that our body able to produce aspirin? Aspirin is used to relieve minor aches/pains. How your body make aspirin? By eating veggies and fruits!

2. Ejaculation cause men to sneeze. This is because of the increase activity in the nervous system during orgasm. The center of orgasms is close to the centers for sneezing. Plus, having orgasms prevent men from having prostate cancer.

3. The appendix is not useless, it is as a safe place for beneficial bacteria living in the human gut.

4. Taking a nap is good. Research shows that a 20 minutes nap can improve overall alertness, boost the mood and increase productivity.

5. Apart from fingerprints, everyone has a unique tongue print.

6. If you didnt fart, you will feel pain as the gases cause by digestion are trapped in the abdomen.

7. We are taller in the morning.

Got the facts by googling...internet is amazing!

super crazy fun

I had lots of fun this weekend...not ordinary fun but, SUPER CRAZY FUN!

why?

Because me and my groups of besties have the chance to kill times doing things that we like and enjoy doing together.

We karaoke, we snap pics, we shop, we laugh, we talk, we tell dumb funny jokes...mad love them!

The not-so-best part is I dont feel well but still, I try to make it happen. There were some difficulties but we manage to encounter them with efforts and extreme wants and needs feelings!

NAK SERIBU DAYA! which means, if you really want something badly, you must try in any possible ways to get them done or happen,which we did!

And the result is..............

PRECIOUS FUN TIME MOMENT WHICH STRENGTHEN OUR FRIENDSHIP.

Through thick (endless encounter to make it happen, misunderstandings, sacrifice,etc) and thin (together time)...

courses for 5th semester

For this term, I take:

Issues in International Business

International Business Negotiations

International Legal Framework

Strategic Management

E-Commerce

Global Marketing

^_^

Amanda Seyfried - Little House (Dear John)

I am currently obsess with a song written and sung by Amanda Seyfried for the movie Dear John starring Amanda and Channing Tatum. I listen to her song everyday now without fail before bed. I highly recommend this song. hearts!

blogging is cool

Do you experience the times when you decided to kill your time by surfing the internet but you don't know what to surf?

I don't.

Because I find going online super! My curiosity level is dangerously high (if only it can be applied during lectures time...haha). When I surf the internet, I will open so many pages of celebrity gossips, random facts, jokes (my fave), facebooking, current issues, youtube and of course my blog and googling. I even read on sports! Therefore, it really get on my nerves when the connection is seriously slow. Thanks to the people who invented internet, salute!

My friends just don't understand why I can go online 24/7, they said that after facebooking and searching for information for assignments, they just don't know what to do next. They find it weird that I can go crazy when I go online (crazy in a good way). My only answer to them is, BLOG. Do one. It really helps when you have brilliant or even dumb things in your mind, pour it out in your blog. There's no limit, of course you have to be careful what you blog on because you don't want to end up offending people and face a lawsuit.

Why blogging is so cool:

1. Brings out idea to the public.

2. You can get something off your chest.

3. Share random thoughts like.."have you ever wonder......."

4. Show off your skills such as your own recipes, artwork, etc.

5. Promote and sell stuff.

6. Asking for help to solve problems, by asking for solutions or opinions.

7. Improve your writing skills.

8. You can help people in your own way.

9. Promote awareness like "STOP ANIMAL CRUELTY".

10. Recommend movies, cool hangout place, etc...

There are many reasons why blogging is cool. One of the reasons why I blog is to keep my friends update about myself.

Your blog represent who you are. It's your personal brand.

emperor: rise of the middle kingdom

I love this game, my dad introduced this game to me when I was still in school. Until now, I never get bored with this, building cities. The game is about building and developing cities during ancient China. You can choose to complete missions and basically all you have to do is maintain the city such as making sure that the health level is high and keeping the people safe from hazards. Just downloaded this game last night, this game will keep me busy on weekends so that I don't go shopping around. I have to safe some cash for my study trip. It's like killing two birds with one stone (which I won't because it's barbaric!).

cat holocaust

My preparation for this semester: NONE!

Because:

1. My term break was taken away and replaced by intersession with killer subject.

2. My planned vacation during semester holiday since early this year was cancel, back-up plan was at the end of this year and since I have to go to China, I cant afford any vacation this year. The vacation is what motivate me, no vacation, no mood, no preparation. =(

3. I'm still in holiday mood.

The lectures on the first week were surreal blur to me, (and I'm sure to most of the class).

Googled China and on the first page of the Google Image is this image:

An ever-increasingly prosperous nation, China is so large it can barely address the issues of human rights in a meaningful way. So it’s not surprising that animal rights is merely a term that do not have much meaning either. A country that adopts child labor practices, neglects the poor and disenfranchised, oppresses the Tibetans, consumes companion animals, cuts off fins from sharks and throws them back in the ocean to drown, how can we expect anything less?

Taken from ANIMALSMATTER: China Cat Holocaust

But I'm sure all countries can't escape from animal cruelty issue. I just hope that people will treat all animals right. We live in this world where we need one another, without we realize it. =)

nice blogger and great blog award from kak az

1. Anda mesti memberi pujian kepada pemberi 'award' ini.
Ive known kak az since primary school and she is a bright student, sweet and soft-spoken. That's all I can remember about her.

2. Sila beri 'award' kepada 10 bloggers yang lain.
I tagged ppl who read this...if u did this, do tell..

3. Anda mesti beritahu kepada 10 blogger ni.
already did..refer to question no.2

4. Bagaimana anda boleh digelar 'blogger' yang 'Best and Great'?
havent reach that level yet...loads of thing to learn still..

7 random facts about kissing

1.The science of kissing is called philematology.

2.French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two.

3.The lips of both men and women resemble the lips of the vagina.

4.Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.

5.Kissing is good for teeth. The anticipation of a kiss increases the flow of saliva to the mouth, giving the teeth a plaque-dispersing bath.

6.The first on-screen kiss between two members of the same sex was in Cecil B. DeMille’s 1922 Manslaughter.

7.Diseases which can be transmitted through kissing include mononucleosis (“kissing disease”) and herpes.

bad service

Just got back from class, feeling emotionally tired. Maybe because I'm still in holiday mode. My one and a half semester break is cut till there are only 2 weeks because of intersession and my coming semester break for this semester is only a week as I will start my industrial training as soon as the final examination ends. JUST GREAT!

After class, me and my girls celebrated by eating at Pizza Hut near our house in seksyen 7 Shah Alam. We're totally disappointed with the services there. Our food arrived are cold except the drinks because it suppose to be cold, the waiter is not polite, not friendly and not helping. Just because we're only students, it doesn't mean that you can treat us like that! As a paying customer, we expect to get what we want, whether the customers are school children or a CEO of a big company. I tell you, they don't deserve to be paid for service. Service charge my ass! One of us, request for a suggestion/complaint box, they have none. I swear, if the next time we come and they did not bother to improve their services, we will go straight to the manager, better yet a letter to the company itself.

p/s: what is the best way to cool down emotions so that your mind is at peace and crystal clear, if not full, just a bit is fine...

I'm too lazy to participate in class, since this is sort of my last semester, I just want it to be over a.s.a.p. This semester fails to excite me. I'm not thrill to see my classmates maybe because we're just not close.

Next semester is my industrial training and I want to do it in JB. Last time, I was placed by UiTM itself at JCorp. Now, I have to find the company meself and I don't want to practical in JCorp again. I want new environment, experiencing new system.

p/s: i hate afternoon class

in my 5th term

new semester (my fifth to be exact),new house,new housemates

This is sorta my last term in UiTM as my last will be industrial training. Days passed by,I'm almost at the end of the road.fuyoo~I've made it this far. I've moved to a new home, rent it with a bunch of new friends and brought along 3 ol' housemates. Same place (pusat komersial seksyen 7) but diff building. Reason of moving out; can't stand the ridiculous price the tenant charges, a lot to pay for,the 5 of us can't afford to pay 1.3K a month for a house (excluding utilities bill, indah water and maintenance). But this new house is really nice. It is corner lot, half furnished, cooler housemates, affordable and a bit quiet. Wish I found this house sooner.

get a roooooommm!

IRRITATED.

Its damn irritating seeing him and another girl flirting like mad in his facebook wall..

GET A ROOM ALREADY!

When I asked him,he was like "I didnt know her...we were just facebooking like everybody else"...so why dont you flirt with everybody else then?I was so f0(*ing mad that I started posting emotional shoutouts at my own facebook wall.

my answer is B.